Fantasy Recaps

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 UFFL I matchup, Floating Fecal Logs embarrassed a hapless Five Buddhas of Doom team by a score of 97.30 to 67.36, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,079.

DeAngelo Williams

Floating Fecal Logs were led to their 29.94 point victory by a 34.80 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the New York Giants defense for 108 rushing yards and 4 rushing TDs. With this performance, Williams was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 20.20 point effort from Owen Daniels, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 111 receiving yards.

"We played our hearts out," Floating Fecal Logs coach Albert Leach said.

Five Buddhas of Doom were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.36 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the Buffalo Bills defense for 359 passing yards in addition to 30 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 16. They also got help from a 13.00 point effort from Michael Turner, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 70 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

"They out-muscled us," Five Buddhas of Doom coach Mike Obstgarten/Carl LiBassi said.

Causing further embarrassment, Five Buddhas of Doom could have scored 118.86 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mike Obstgarten/Carl LiBassi left key players like Justin Gage and his corresponding 21.40 points on the bench.

Floating Fecal Logs took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 7 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 16.

This brings the record for Floating Fecal Logs to 8-6, and drops Five Buddhas of Doom to a record of 9-7.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 UFFL I showdown, San Antonio Hellboys beat a strong DC Wolverines team by a score of 153.20 to 125.30, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,474. With their 153.20 points, San Antonio Hellboys is now the proud record-holder of the 16th-highest weekly point total in league history.

Tyler Thigpen

San Antonio Hellboys were led to their 27.90 point victory by a 33.50 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 320 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 57 rushing yards. With this performance, Thigpen was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 26.90 point effort from Dallas Clark, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 105 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We made our own breaks," San Antonio Hellboys coach Mark McDaniel said.

DC Wolverines were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.90 point effort from Marques Colston, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 99 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Colston was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 16. They also got help from a 21.90 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 129 receiving yards.

"They just made the big plays and we didn't," DC Wolverines coach Dave Torreano said.

Causing further embarrassment, DC Wolverines could have scored 159.46 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Dave Torreano left key players like David Garrard and his corresponding 25.06 points on the bench.

DC Wolverines drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 16.

This brings the record for San Antonio Hellboys to 9-5, and drops DC Wolverines to a record of 10-4.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 UFFL I rivalry, The Girl Scouts beat a strong BowerPower team by a score of 116.96 to 93.18, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,800.

Peyton Manning

The Girl Scouts were led to their 23.78 point victory by a 32.66 point effort from Peyton Manning, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 364 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 16. They also got help from a 21.50 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 43 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

"We weren't going to just roll over," The Girl Scouts coach Adam Kirschbaum said.

BowerPower were helped out in a losing cause by a 35.18 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 287 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 17.50 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 73 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 28 receiving yards.

"The final score is the only statistic that matters," BowerPower coach Troy Bower said.

This brings the record for The Girl Scouts to 6-8, and drops BowerPower to a record of 5-9.