Fantasy Recaps

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 UFFL V matchup, Evil Monkeys squeaked by a tough TEAM MRC team by a score of 192.09 to 179.60, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,051.

Reggie Wayne

Evil Monkeys were led to their 12.49 point victory by a 23.80 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 108 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Wayne was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 16. They also got help from a 23.74 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 351 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

"This team shows a lot of resiliency," Evil Monkeys coach Dave Torreano said.

TEAM MRC were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.15 point effort from Tony Gonzalez, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 64 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Gonzalez was the number 4 ranked tight end for week 16. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from Eric Weddle, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 9 tackles.

"We didn't get the job done," TEAM MRC coach Anthony Grega said.

Adding salt to the wound, TEAM MRC could have scored 219.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Anthony Grega left key players like Thomas Davis and his corresponding 22.00 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Evil Monkeys to 12-3, and drops TEAM MRC to a record of 11-4.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 UFFL V matchup, Death or Glory beat a strong Run N Gun team by a score of 196.60 to 167.79, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,718.

Matt Cassel

Death or Glory were led to their 28.81 point victory by a 30.70 point effort from Matt Cassel, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 345 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 19 rushing yards. With this performance, Cassel was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 16. They also got help from a 26.00 point effort from Patrick Willis, who beat the St. Louis Rams offense for 13 tackles.

"This team shows a lot of resiliency," Death or Glory coach Dan Harrison said.

Run N Gun were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.00 point effort from Jon Beason, who beat the New York Giants offense for 8 tackles. With this performance, Beason was the number 4 ranked defensive linebacker for week 16. They also got help from a 21.90 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 129 receiving yards.

"We don't care about moral victories," Run N Gun coach Mike Logerfo and Evan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Run N Gun could have scored 205.01 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mike Logerfo and Evan left key players like David Garrard and his corresponding 24.06 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Death or Glory to 12-4, and drops Run N Gun to a record of 10-6.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 UFFL V showdown, Long Shot beat a strong The Fonz team by a score of 212.21 to 181.08, extending the winning streak for Long Shot to 3 games.

Marques Colston

Long Shot were led to their 31.13 point victory by a 30.90 point effort from Marques Colston, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 99 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Colston was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 29.66 point effort from Peyton Manning, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 364 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards.

"We knew this would be no cakewalk," Long Shot coach Larry Stier said.

The Fonz were helped out in a losing cause by a 34.80 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the New York Giants defense for 108 rushing yards and 4 rushing TDs. With this performance, Williams was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 19.80 point effort from Wes Welker, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 68 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"They out-hustled us," The Fonz coach Kevin Gons said.

Compounding the issue, The Fonz could have scored 212.30 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Kevin Gons left key players like Chad Pennington and his corresponding 23.20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Long Shot to 5-11, and drops The Fonz to a record of 5-11.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 UFFL V rivalry, Screamin' Eagles embarrassed a hapless miami eliXirz team by a score of 231.06 to 159.69, behind the support of 71,730 faithful fans. With their 231.06 points, Screamin' Eagles is now the proud record-holder of the 11th-highest weekly point total in league history.

Jay Cutler

Screamin' Eagles were led to their 71.37 point victory by a 28.36 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the Buffalo Bills defense for 359 passing yards in addition to 30 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 16. They also got help from a 24.00 point effort from James Farrior, who beat the Tennessee Titans offense for 10 tackles.

"This team has served notice," Screamin' Eagles coach George Price said.

miami eliXirz were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.64 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 331 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19.10 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We shot ourselves in the foot," miami eliXirz coach Nick Glenos said.

This brings the record for Screamin' Eagles to 8-7, and drops miami eliXirz to a record of 6-9.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 22, 2008) In a week 16 UFFL V battle, Who Dey Express squeaked by a tough Hudy Delight team by a score of 155.65 to 146.55, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,880.

Visanthe Shiancoe

Who Dey Express were led to their 9.10 point victory by a 34.35 point effort from Visanthe Shiancoe, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 136 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Shiancoe was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 20.30 point effort from Santonio Holmes, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We feel fortunate," Who Dey Express coach Ryan Stier said.

Hudy Delight were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.00 point effort from Michael Lewis, who beat the St. Louis Rams offense for 12 tackles. With this performance, Lewis was the number 1 ranked defensive safety for week 16. They also got help from a 20.00 point effort from Stephen Cooper, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense for 7 tackles and 1 interception.

"It just wasn't meant to be," Hudy Delight coach Tony Hudnell said.

Causing further embarrassment, Hudy Delight could have scored 188.07 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Tony Hudnell left key players like Kevin Boss and his corresponding 16.85 points on the bench.

Who Dey Express took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 16.

This brings the record for Who Dey Express to 3-12, and drops Hudy Delight to a record of 5-10.