Floating Fecal Logs
| Starters |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 32.52 |
| Slaton, Steve HOU RB | 21.30 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 17.80 |
| Lloyd, Brandon CHI WR | 13.40 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 4.60 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 7.60 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF Def | 4.00 |
| Starter Total: | 101.22 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
130.72 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
77.4% |
| Non-Starters |
| Edwards, Trent BUF QB | 6.12 |
| Johnson, Chris TEN RB | 0 |
| Rhodes, Dominic IND RB | 0 |
| Smith, Kevin DET RB | 18.00 |
| Engram, Bobby SEA WR | 11.00 |
| Ginn Jr., Ted MIA WR | 15.10 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 2.50 |
| Williams, Roy DAL WR | 2.40 |
| Winslow, Kellen CLE TE | 0 |
| Scobee, Josh JAC PK | 1.00 |
| Raiders, Oakland OAK Def | 3.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 59.12 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 160.34 |
|---|
|
DC Wolverines
| Starters |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 25.40 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 16.30 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 25.30 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 11.50 |
| Moore, Lance NOS WR | 29.10 |
| Royal, Eddie DEN WR | 18.60 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 17.80 |
| Akers, David PHI PK | 14.00 |
| Jets, New York NYJ Def | 3.00 |
| Starter Total: | 161 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
175.5 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
91.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 13.08 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 0 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 7.10 |
| Morris, Sammy NEP RB | 8.50 |
| Rice, Ray BAL RB | 0 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 1.50 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 14.00 |
| Boss, Kevin NYG TE | 0 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 15.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 59.18 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 220.18 |
|---|
|
The Terminators
| Starters |
| Orton, Kyle CHI QB | 27.96 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 0 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 15.00 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 18.40 |
| Walter, Kevin HOU WR | 3.30 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 13.80 |
| Keller, Dustin NYJ TE | 5.00 |
| Bryant, Matt TBB PK | 6.00 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 12.00 |
| Starter Total: | 101.46 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
126.46 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
80.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | 16.00 |
| Frerotte, Gus MIN QB | 0 |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 1.10 |
| Jones, Felix DAL RB | 0 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 9.40 |
| Young, Selvin DEN RB | 0 |
| Bruce, Isaac SFO WR | 2.80 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 9.70 |
| Olsen, Greg CHI TE | 14.20 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 53.20 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 154.66 |
|---|
|
They Might Be Giants
| Starters |
| Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB | 30.22 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 14.00 |
| Thomas, Pierre NOS RB | 0 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 6.00 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 0 |
| Chambers, Chris SDC WR | 8.00 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 12.00 |
| Folk, Nick DAL PK | 6.00 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 4.00 |
| Starter Total: | 80.22 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
135.04 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
59.4% |
| Non-Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 38.44 |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 22.14 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 0 |
| McClain, Le'Ron BAL RB | 19.00 |
| Sproles, Darren SDC RB | 26.60 |
| Curtis, Kevin PHI WR | 2.50 |
| Floyd, Malcom SDC WR | 0 |
| Robinson, Koren SEA WR | 7.00 |
| Miller, Billy NOS TE | 9.50 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 125.18 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 205.40 |
|---|
|
Five Buddhas of Doom
| Starters |
| Cutler, Jay DEN QB | 19.04 |
| Turner, Michael ATL RB | 25.80 |
| Berrian, Bernard MIN WR | 18.10 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 20.30 |
| Breaston, Steve ARI WR | 20.10 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 0 |
| Carlson, John SEA TE | 4.00 |
| Nedney, Joe SFO PK | 9.00 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 3.00 |
| Starter Total: | 119.34 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
150.84 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
79.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Hightower, Tim ARI RB | 0.30 |
| Hillis, Peyton DEN RB | 0 |
| Norwood, Jerious ATL RB | 20.50 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 2.50 |
| Camarillo, Greg MIA WR | 0 |
| Gage, Justin TEN WR | 0 |
| Galloway, Joey TBB WR | 0.00 |
| Smith, L.J. PHI TE | 0 |
| Dolphins, Miami MIA Def | 14.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 37.30 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 156.64 |
|---|
|
San Antonio Hellboys
| Starters |
| Thigpen, Tyler KCC QB | 13.04 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 36.30 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 17.60 |
| Bryant, Antonio TBB WR | 10.70 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 8.10 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 13.00 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 13.70 |
| Crosby, Mason GBP PK | 7.00 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 31.00 |
| Starter Total: | 150.44 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
175.48 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
85.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Hill, Shaun SFO QB | 21.60 |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 3.40 |
| McGahee, Willis BAL RB | 12.30 |
| Moore, Mewelde PIT RB | 4.00 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 3.60 |
| Bradley, Mark KCC WR | 4.10 |
| Muhammad, Muhsin CAR WR | 20.90 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 15.78 |
| 49ers, San Francisco SFO Def | 6.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 91.68 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 242.12 |
|---|
|
Wah-nee Pride
| Starters |
| Pennington, Chad MIA QB | 19.20 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 3.70 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 10.00 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 13.00 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 2.30 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 17.00 |
| Shiancoe, Visanthe MIN TE | 4.00 |
| Gould, Robbie CHI PK | 6.00 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 23.00 |
| Starter Total: | 98.2 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
119.62 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
82.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Anderson, Derek CLE QB | 0 |
| Rosenfels, Sage HOU QB | 0 |
| Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 24.82 |
| Ward, Derrick NYG RB | 10.50 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 0 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 10.10 |
| Jenkins, Michael ATL WR | 11.20 |
| Lewis, Marcedes JAC TE | 1.30 |
| Smith, Alex TBB TE | 0.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 57.92 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 156.12 |
|---|
|
The Girl Scouts
| Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 9.80 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 3.10 |
| Stewart, Jonathan CAR RB | 11.60 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 11.30 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 30.00 |
| Stuckey, Chansi NYJ WR | 9.00 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 8.80 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 0.00 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 4.00 |
| Starter Total: | 87.6 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
114.72 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
76.4% |
| Non-Starters |
| Favre, Brett NYJ QB | 13.52 |
| Bell, Tatum DEN RB | 26.50 |
| Betts, Ladell WAS RB | 2.70 |
| Green, Ahman HOU RB | 0 |
| Bennett, Earl CHI WR | 0.00 |
| Franklin, Will KCC WR | 0 |
| Thomas, Devin WAS WR | 0.00 |
| Walker, Javon OAK WR | 0 |
| Lee, Donald GBP TE | 0.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 42.72 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 130.32 |
|---|
|
Mustangs
| Starters |
| Ryan, Matt ATL QB | 10.30 |
| Benson, Cedric CIN RB | 20.40 |
| Dunn, Warrick TBB RB | 5.50 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 8.50 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 36.80 |
| Ocho Cinco, Chad CIN WR | 0 |
| Miller, Zach OAK TE | 6.00 |
| Prater, Matt DEN PK | 1.00 |
| Redskins, Washington WAS Def | 3.00 |
| Starter Total: | 91.5 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
145.78 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
62.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Garcia, Jeff TBB QB | 16.28 |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 0 |
| Bush, Michael OAK RB | 31.00 |
| Graham, Earnest TBB RB | 0 |
| Jackson, Brandon GBP RB | 0 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 18.80 |
| Jones, Matt JAC WR | 0 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NOS TE | 0 |
| Cardinals, Arizona ARI Def | 7.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 73.08 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 164.58 |
|---|
|
Pissing Excellence
| Starters |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 5.42 |
| Jackson, Fred BUF RB | 14.30 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 6.60 |
| Williams, Carnell TBB RB | 27.00 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 23.10 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 15.10 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 13.50 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 7.00 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 5.00 |
| Starter Total: | 117.02 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
144.5 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
81.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Bulger, Marc STL QB | 15.20 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 13.30 |
| Bradshaw, Ahmad NYG RB | 3.30 |
| Buckhalter, Correll PHI RB | 20.30 |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | 0 |
| Baskett, Hank PHI WR | 0.00 |
| Johnson, Bryant SFO WR | 6.30 |
| Smith, Steve NYG WR | 4.00 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 9.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 71.40 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 188.42 |
|---|
|
Gridiron Pirates
| Starters |
| Cassel, Matt NEP QB | 5.02 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 1.80 |
| Washington, Leon NYJ RB | 19.10 |
| Avery, Donnie STL WR | 15.00 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 31.20 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 12.80 |
| Scaife, Bo TEN TE | 2.10 |
| Kasay, John CAR PK | 15.00 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 1.00 |
| Starter Total: | 103.02 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
122.88 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
83.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Flacco, Joe BAL QB | 11.88 |
| Charles, Jamaal KCC RB | 0.90 |
| Harrison, Jerome CLE RB | 1.40 |
| Jones, Julius SEA RB | 0.60 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 6.10 |
| Jones, Brandon TEN WR | 3.30 |
| Randle El, Antwaan WAS WR | 10.60 |
| Wade, Bobby MIN WR | 13.80 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 2.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 50.58 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 153.60 |
|---|
|
BowerPower
| Starters |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 21.38 |
| Forte, Matt CHI RB | 9.60 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 27.60 |
| Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR | 2.20 |
| Hester, Devin CHI WR | 14.50 |
| Jackson, DeSean PHI WR | 6.60 |
| Davis, Vernon SFO TE | 5.70 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 11.00 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 100.58 |
|---|
| Potential Points: |
117.08 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
85.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 0 |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 4.76 |
| Faulk, Kevin NEP RB | 1.50 |
| McAllister, Deuce NOS RB | 11.60 |
| McFadden, Darren OAK RB | 2.60 |
| Battle, Arnaz SFO WR | 0 |
| Hill, Jason SFO WR | 13.70 |
| Morgan, Josh SFO WR | 8.00 |
| Rackers, Neil ARI PK | 10.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 52.16 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 152.74 |
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